Aloha, and pleased to meet you. We are the Odd Tomato Ohana, of the Green Box Garden.
At first, when you see me, you think, “Ah! Stuck in the tomato cage, that’s what has caused your strange bubble-bottom.” But no, that was not the case. I was plucked from the vine, hanging free as a bird, far from any growth-restrictors.
Or she might just wait till we are all red and put us in salad anyway.